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Completely Unofficial NetHeads Drinking Game Rules

AKA “Excuses for Alcoholics” (Thanks Will!)  Alpha 0.8

Submit any revisions via Twitter to @routerninja.

  1. Any time Will starts the show more than 10 minutes late, Drink.
  2. Drink again if it’s due to some sort of liquid spillage catastrophe, Lemonade or otherwise.
  3. Should a SMeltdown occur, and you heard the original opening before the restart, drink.
  4. Finish your drink if the show has to restart more than once.
  5. Any time Will mentions a movie or TV Show Trent hasn’t seen. Drink. Rule also applies in reverse.
  6. Any time Trent makes an overtly homoerotic “joke” in a vague attempt at coming out, Drink.
  7. Any time Trent is broken, finish your drink. (Only applicable once per episode)
  8. Any time someone calls in, Drink.
  9. If Will attempts math at ANY time during the show, drink.
  10. If Will gets it right, drink again.
  11. If Will or Trent can correctly define Zeitgeist without the use of wikipedia, finish your drink.
    (Unfortunately this rule only applies once)
  12. Any time Trent manages to sneak in any talk of fantasy football, drink.
  13. If you are following along on Twitter and your tweet is read on the air, drink.
  14. Any time Trent says “Progrum” , Drink.
  15. (REDACTED In the interest of my liver and public safety)
  16. Any time Will or Trent debate the pronunciation of someone’s Twitter handle, drink. (Thanks @Kouban, and drink twice if it’s his because I don’t think they’ve got it right yet.)
  17. Anytime Will gives a “Woo!”,  Drink. (Thanks @Netheadww)
  18. Francis calling? Drink up! (Thanks Trent!)
  19. Anytime Will tries to segue with “I dont know about you guys..” Drink!
  20. Anytime Will admits to not listening to what Trent was saying while eating/drinking/updating twitter, Drink!

Please Note:,, The Netheads Show and their affiliates are in no way responsible for any liver damage, alcohol poisoning, drunk dialing, texting or emailing (Thanks @squidjam), bad decisions or damage to any property, sanity, sexual preference or dignity due to this game.  Play at your own risk, don’t drink and drive, always keep your stick on the ice, and whatever you do, don’t miss Netheads on Sundays at 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern on Smodcast Internet Radio.

November 10, 2011 - Posted by | Podcast Stuff

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